Ok, if you've read my past blog entries (a few years back, i think) i wrote about a ringtone that enhances boobs, making them "plumper". yeah. so. i never tried it long enough to indulge on its supposed benefits. haha.

but here in my iPhone is an app that says, that by merely listening to, and depending on what track i choose - I can grow taller, sleep easier, stimulate creativity, hasten decision processes, reduce my fears – and a bunch of other things that both amuse and petrify me, supposing there's a grain of truth in it.

see... if all these good things are possible, the opposite can be true. with varying sound frequencies that are perceptible only in my brain, someone in my proximity – could be manipulating me to think, feel, act, maybe even look a certain way. (Oh good, another trick to put in my radio or TV ads). See what I mean? If I can think it, am sure someone else has done it.

Am listening to a meditative track that's inspired by Schumann Resonance - which apparently is the natural frequency of the Earth's magnetic field, and the frequency which it vibrates. I've masked the hum with an mp3 of trickling water because - well, honestly it's a bit creepy listening to just the

Anyways, this frequency is said to stimulate human growth hormones and increase blood flow to the brain among other things. Why am I even doing this? Because my boyfriend is a giant and I have to be on my tippy-toes to give him a peck on the cheek. It's probably best to measure my height before anything... but well I've been the same height since I was 17, so. wtf.

Will do 15mins morning and again at night for 1 week and measure myself afterwards. How's that? If this app works - am definitely gonna try the one that cleanses my lungs and kidneys haha. 

image source: Filomena Scalise • a big thanks to you. :)