No I don't.. although I've heard that its really good for your skin and
teeth.
This is an unfortunate holiday greeting from a Company called Locum in
Sweden, http://www.locum.se.
Definitions of: cum
Definition: with; together with; along with; as, I work at home in an
office-cum-bedroom.
What? Thats gotta be a sticky environment to work/sleep in.
Comments
Saturday 23/01/10, 02:18
ok. here we go. another dissertation required just like with the hairy arses... what do you mean you don't love cum? maybe you're just saying you're a heterosexualist, but that's besides the point. the point being that you have to be aware of the taste of cum, especially your own. you know that you can sweeten it by eating, for instance, cucumbers. and how can you not love depositing that juice from the gods into the almost infinite places it will go?
see, i have this sister who's been blowing me since i was twelve. she stopped after college when i brought this bloke home with a huge dick and she gagged and threw up on him. the thing is that she would blow me and make me swallow my own cum from her mouth so as to return the seed to its source. so i developped an appreciation for the liquid, not just mine, mind you.
so let's get the advert translated and start enjoying cum.
NOTE: parts of the above commentary is fictional and liable for deletion. the author has a laugh and understands. ;-P
Saturday 23/01/10, 02:21
oh! why is the holiday greeting "unfortunate"?
Saturday 23/01/10, 02:23
OH WAIT! I JUST GOT IT! LOCUM! LOCUM! LOCUM! Not, I "love" cum! ROMArOTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOCUM!
Tuesday 26/01/10, 14:46
BINGO!
Sometimes I wonder whats going through the heads of marketing people.. Why did not anyone see that it would be read as 'i love cum' by EVERYBODY..
For a moment I thought the 'sister story' was true and I thought 'wow.. That Was personal and creepy' :)