Yeah, so I had a few minutes of spare time on my hands and I got to wondering, "What was the first ever post on phlog.net?". In the (highly unlikely) event that you have ever wondered the same thing, you should check out this entry which, I believe, is post #1 (although it appears to be indexed as #28 in the database).
Two questions for the generous ruler of our Phlog.net kingdom, Alan:
1. Am I right?
2. Do you remember what the image was (now broken)?