....from someone who wasn't actually there.

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OMGZ! HAI! I'm at AdTech again. Hashtag hashtag! Who else is hung over? Presos start. Let's hang
shit on the presenter. w00t! Saying FAIL feels really good this time of the morning. WTF?! I'm
being hit with marketing pitches at an advertising and blogging orgy? Who woulda thunk it? Wifi
is still running - time to update by Bebo site. Branding, schmanding where are the pretty booth
grrrls? Facebook TOS(sers) - let me ask questions and be self-righteous. That feels good [touches
self all over]. Now, Where is teh Twitter dude? Oh, Hai! There you are. @He and @She - soooo
cute. TwitPic FTBIPW (for the blurry iPhone picture win). ROI yeah, whatever. Did anyone get
lucky last night after drinks? Panel are pussies - we want geek bitchfight now, plz. Coffee and
ping pong is so l337 (again). Keywords are best thing since sliced spam. We've all been sucked
into visiting yellowtreehouse.co.nz (who said us SEO/blogging/SM experts are immune from viral
marketing?). Oooh - holograms, perhaps I will get me a woman one day! Engagement, dialogue,
listeing, blah blah blah. Heard it all before - why were tix to this $1K+? Ad wanker parts
per million = high. Click, click. Flossie. Magpie. Need MOAR CAWFEE. GFC/credit crunch is
impervious to spam - we iz invincable! Wish I was there. oh, I am at the love-in after all. Sorry.
KITTENS! Where is teh google? Yahoo=meh. Cluetrain. Data capture. Metrics/measuring. XBox.
J&J. Luv my iPhone, but wish it had copy/paste to make entering these #atsyd hastags faster.
Measure. Costs. I can haz authentic - that's why my avatar is screencap from World of Warcraft.
Drowsy - need microsleep. Peace, love and happiness. Mobile. Cloud - and other abstract shite.
Xefer. Tooheys. Mmm....beeeeer. Who owns what. Buzzwords. Whatever. Drinks. See you next year.
kthxbai
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