Funny, when I throw barrells at italian plumbers they call it a hate crime.

This young lad is named Forrest. He got lit up like a Christmas tree for sitting on my Iroc. Cause dudes get lit up when they fuck with my Iroc. Shit!

Pee on me.

I cast a level 15 enchant spell on you.

My brother and I compete every Easter to make the greatest Death Egg. These are my contributions for the last three years. (the one on the far right is my brother's creation)Yes they still sit in my refrigerator. If you were to eat them they would most likely lead to death.

Notice too the Evil Robot Army eggs. Truely a work of greatness.

It's no surprise that I really love coloring Easter Eggs. What is a surprise however is how painful it is to shove them into my urethra.

I call this one "leviathon" as it reminds me of that time I was devoured by a man fish monster off the coast of cape cod.

Have you ever seen more beautiful easter eggs? Well, have you? If you have I must kill you.

This reminds me of old silent movies. My niece demonstrates her knack for acting.

Once upon a time there existed a man who hated unicorns. He spent everyday gnawing on their bones and playing psychedelic moon music from his beard to hypnotize them. In their weakened dazed state El Scientisto would lunge at their unicorn muzzles, ripping them to shreds like so many a pizza.