You know it's been a bad weekend when the highlight is a trip to A&E
for accidental insecticide inhalation.

Huff it up now!

Yesterday in the storms the conservatory started to leak big time.
Today I just witnessed someone buying pre-packaged Starbucks beans. I
always thought they were for display purposes only, and that they'd
actually refuse to sell them if you were foolish enough to attempt
such a feat.

Maybe they grind them up for compost?

I'll try again tomorrow

They brought me back

I may try now, rover doesn't work in the rain.

I just saw a child make a break for it, but rover brought her back.

I don't have any information, and if I did I wouldn't give it to them.

I may try and escape along a hidden beach path tonight.

... number 2

Shit, I'm never getting out of here

Will I ever come out, and what will be my number?

It was her idea.

... skipped to the top of the food-chain. No scavenging for scraps,
this bird went to the local shop!

Sent from my iPhone

Apparently it's a big bear.

Developing cool iPhone app's.

Yes I know I'm on holiday but I just to to program! My mind feels like
it's dying if I don't use it.

Cider: ��3.75
Red square blue: ��2.50
Straw: ��1.00
Buying box of straws an' givin' them away free tomorrow night: Priceless

I'm not saying I don't love it here, I really do; a lot of my happiest childhood memories were from here. It's just that on the camp map it shows the beach as pure yellow. Here you will see a nice evening sky with a rocky oily beach in the foreground. Not the bright golden sands the map leads you to expect. I said to the friend I was with, "Oh, don't worry, the sand is round the other side"
How wrong are the memories of youth? Rocks, pebbles and debris. Not a single grain of sand to be seen. Probably more condoms and used sanitary towels than sand.

I'm off to Argos tomorrow to buy a bag of play-sand for Aimee to play with.