it's a cellphone for your pooch!

it'd be funny if dey had different talkin' eeerrrrrr… barkin' minutes plans/rates… what plan would you get? 400, 600, 1000, or 1500 barkin' minutes?

see how important cellphones are becoming? if you don't have one yet, better get one before da dog next door gets one before you! gotta keep up with da Jones eeerrrrrr… Fido!


and, here's another lyric…
(can ya' guess from who?)

"Dog-End of a Day Gone By"

There's a man on the corner
Coming on like Moses
Flogging new religion
like a bunch of plastic roses
He's found his path
To the bleeding heart of jesus
You tell him
You've found yours

Heir to a future
You never made
There is nothing less amusing
Then the amusement arcade
In a city without a soul
Newspaper boys selling you the hard truth
Lucifer employs idle hands by night and day

Stuck at the dog-end of a day gone by, boy
Stuck at the dog-end of a day gone by
Stuck at the dog-end of a day gone by, boy
Don't let the smoke get in your eyes

Well the drunk outside the Wendy's
Is becoming less than friendly
A dog is barking at the moon
The drunk outside the Wendy's
Is becoming less than friendly
A dog is barking at the moon

You want to get away
From the city of light
Then when you've gone
You want to get back
It is some strange addiction
When you need to put yourself
Back in your eye

Stuck at the dog-end of a day gone by, boy
Stuck at the dog-end of a day gone by
Stuck at the dog-end of a day gone by, boy
Don't let the smoke get in your eye

Stuck at the dog-end of a day gone by, boy
Stuck at the dog-end of a day gone by
Stuck at the dog-end of a day gone by, boy
Don't let the smoke get in your…

Stub out the dog-end of a day gone by, boy

"Change "

Change
You can change
And something on your mind
Became a point of view
You lost your honesty
I lost the life in you
When it's all too late
It's all too late
We walk and talk in time
I walk and talk in two
Where does the end of me
Become the start of you
When it's all too late
It's all too late

What has happened to
The friend that I once knew
Has he gone away

"Transfer Affection "

hold on, hold on

I'm trying to transfer affection,
trying to feel factor four.
trying to change my direction,
to go where I was once before.

don't try to tell me now
that I'm out here on my own;
and there's no way to carry on.
don't try to tell me
that there's nothing left to hide;
nothing inside.

I'm trying to break all connections,
burning a hole in my heart.
trying to transfer affection
is starting to tear me apart.

I'm tired, but then on reflection,
it's so hard to open my eyes;
to try reaching out for affection,
it's so hard to break the disguise.

hold on, hold on

I was happy to get my 1st one!

I didn't know dat I'd get more!

it seems dat da karaoke bar I go to is a favorite spot for dem surveyors! da last 3 were kinda funny 'coz dey just got me ID and filled everything else… talk about fake surveys…

I gave one to me sister & anoder to me bro'-in-law… da rest can make for good x-mas gifts… dey cost close to $10-$20…

so… here's anoder lyric…


"Souvenir"

It's my direction
It's my proposal
It's so hard
It's leading me astray

My obsession
It's my creation
You'll understand
It's not important now

All I need is
Co-ordination
I can't imagine
My destination
My intention
Ask my opinion
But no excuse
My feelings still remain
My feelings still remain

Humphreys/Cooper © DinSong Ltd 1981